You Can’t Go To Heaven If You’re a Hater

This is bad news for nasty evangelicals who are wedded to the notion that being a hater of all things that don’t wet your taste buds, or maybe they do in the privacy of infamous brothels that pose as The Catholic Church — is the valued currency for that prized ticket to heaven.

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