You Can’t Go To Heaven If You’re a Hater

This is bad news for nasty evangelicals who are wedded to the notion that being a hater of all things that don’t wet your taste buds, or maybe they do in the privacy of infamous brothels that pose as The Catholic Church — is the valued currency for that prized ticket to heaven.

Actress Ellen Page made a memorable appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert during a promotional tour for her latest project, and the conversation took an insightfully spirited turn, when Page refreshingly discarded the shell of nonchalance that most of her counterparts are sheathed in — and went straight to the heart of the matter on behalf of the LGBTQ community.

The suffocating climate of hostility has been elevated with the boost of a toxic administration, that’s headed by a hateful oaf who thinks White supremacists possess “very fine” qualities, and his right-hand nincompoop, who proudly defends his wife’s decision to teach at a fancy private Christian school, that shuts out students who are gay or transgender.

Page was passionately enlightening about her personal grief over being victimized for the unforgivable sin of falling head over heels in love with another woman, and marrying her, despite the overt bigotry of narcissistic religious freaks, who can’t begin to comprehend what it means to love someone enough to make the ultimate sacrifice.

Undoubtedly, the horrific attack that Empire star, Jussie Smollett endured at the hands of two White suspects, who were inspired by the #MAGA themed leadership of President Trump after he outed himself as a “nationalist” during the midterm elections — incited the affecting monologue that Page released with the plea — “this needs to fucking stop!”

But how will it stop when we have the diseased antics of bible wielding conservatives, who swear that God loves them for being White, Christian and straight?

Second lady Karen Pence, chose to further intoxicate this unbearable atmosphere of hostility by readily stepping into the supremeness of White feminism that dictates her right to reactivate her career, even if it means teaching art classes to only White kids from pious homes, who need to learn how to draw the perfect circle.

Once the criticism began to swell, the vice president promptly shared his disappointment at the notion that his wife couldn’t in good faith, register to work at an institution, that glorifies the Lord in ways that other facilities with that “questionable open door policy,” can’t possibly measure up to for obvious reasons.

The argument is that the oppressors who are systematically causing the brutal harassment and killings of young impressionable Americans, who have the right to demand the privilege of equality — are miraculously cleansed by the blood of Jesus, which empowers their ability to be hateful fucks on behalf of the conveniently mysterious God they serve.

How fitting that their version of the Almighty happens to be a bigoted asshole, who orders them to callously judge and demonize a great portion of the globe — that features heathens — indulging in the kind of behavior that has to be the devil’s work when you consider all that fun being had.

This God is the same “wizard” that Sarah Huckabee Sanders dutifully praised for assigning Donald Trump the presidency, as per her conversation while visiting The Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN).

“I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president, and that’s why he’s there.”

Sanders isn’t alone in her warped version of divine intervention, and how it always seems to benefit White people who quote bible verses as they curse out the sight of Black babies playing in neighborhood parks.

Mike Pence couldn’t wait to claim White victimhood with the Jesus-like defense of how Christians are under attack by wayward sinners, who aren’t tolerant of White America’s right to put the work of the Lord ahead of the responsibility to love your fellow man, with the humanness that a Christian education could never provide.

“My wife and I have been in the public eye for quite a while. We’re used to the criticism.” “But I have to tell you, to see major news organizations attacking Christian education, is deeply offensive to us.”


Interesting that the vice president and his wife have the gall to be offensive about anything at all, when the mere sight of them is revolting. It’s hard to imagine any God or gods, openly embracing people like that, who display the very worst of what happens, when human tendencies take a very dark turn into the abyss of hell.

So regardless of the all-day Sunday schedule at mega-churches or any of the massive halls that echo the hymnals and generic jargon of the preacher man — if your heart is solidly darkened by the practiced prejudice that convinces you of how your hatred will open heaven’s gate when the lights go out — you can start handing out those tickets to the spawns of Lucifer, who’ve earned it.

I hate to tell ya this — but you’re not entering the decked out palace in the sky if you lived your life as a certified hater.

It’s just not going to happen.

No God in his or her right mind, will let you set foot into that domain after you fucked up the lifespan of innocent teenagers, who felt the bitter chill of your inflexible decrees, that rendered them vulnerable to the destructive elements, that made them feel less than human.

You can’t possibly buy the lie of how you can be a bullish nightmare to those of us who aren’t White, and others who are White, and prefer a lifestyle that you don’t approve of — and still remain in ‘God’s favor,” despite the criminality of your agenda, that destroyed countless lives before they began.

It’s time to go back to the drawing board, and reassess the grossness of your nefarious lifestyle, and how everything you thought was true was only just a fantastical dream that made no sense; and so out of fear, you forced it to be valid so that you could continue to be the pompous evangelical, who gets high on the rules and regulations that were never ordained.

Heaven is a feeling that comes from living your life honestly and decently without the shabbiness of guilt or the stilted creed, that reads like something that even Jesus Christ wouldn’t die for:

Immanuel Christian School’s employment application isn’t complete until you co-sign this mess:

I understand that the term ‘marriage’ has only one meaning; the uniting of one man and one woman in a single, exclusive covenant union as delineated in Scripture and that God intends sexual intimacy to occur only between a man and a woman who are married to each other and that God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity is engaged in outside of marriage between a man and a woman.


No wonder haters are always righteously pissed. You literally can’t do shit!

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