Why My Shoplifting Fiasco Has Turned Into a Promising Testimony

And that was because she needed me to promise never to allow anyone to search me after I’ve left the premises.

The fact that I wasn’t in the vicinity of the supermarket automatically gave me the power to reject their offer of sifting through my bag.

If things had escalated to the point of arrest and casual manhandling — I would’ve been able to solicit the eager services of the attorney of my choice.

But, alas, I was a pussy.

I still don’t know the answer.

I just know that she made my night. Her genuine need to assure me that she had my bag was unexpected and beautifully curated by the gods of mercy.



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