In my dreams. Lol!

Why I Won’t Ever Re-Apply For Twitter’s Blue Tick After Being Rejected Twice

Don’t worry, my ego is still very much intact

“I just woke up and can’t get back to sleep.”

“I’m hungry.”

“I’m dying for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”

“I miss Nutella.”

“I need to shower.”

Who needs the aggravation? I certainly don’t.

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