Kim is now “Kimono”

Who Is Buying The Bodies of Lies That The Kardashian Women Are Selling?

There’s no beating around the bush when it comes to Kris Jenner’s business acumen, and how more than a decade after we were assigned the task of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the world’s most notorious “momager” has succeeded in creating an empire that has an entire industry under lock and key.

Thanks to the gluttonousness of Ryan Seacrest & Co. — E! has been tragically unrecognizable ever since The K Krew took up residence, and proceeded to hijack regular scheduled programming. The once-acclaimed entertainment hub is now the 24/7 Kardashian-themed channel, that showcases scheming antics of desperation that are failing to hold the attention of wearied viewers based on the dismal ratings.

But Kim and her “sisters-in-blackness” aren’t bemoaning the poor performance of the vehicle that made them global superstars via the timely release of the infamous sex tape. They have the endless array of TV spin offs and branding deals at their disposal.

There’s no doubt that the secret to this family’s success is revolved around the mantra of not giving a damn about shit, especially when thoughtfully avoiding the recklessness of being callously inconsiderate can threaten the flow of those sought-after coins.