Photo: Digital Spy

The Trailer for the Baywatch Movie is So 1992

How the hell did this ever get made?

You’ve seen the much-hyped trailer for the Baywatch — the Summer 2017 movie extravaganza that boasts a cast that studio execs dream of when they imagine the quaint cottage, perched on the Amalfi Coast — waiting for dollar signs to turn on the lights.

Juggling Wordsmith. I have a lot to say!