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The Top 10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is The Most Thankful American in America

Thanksgiving is here again!

And while I may be in the minority when it comes to the ability to maintain an optimistic and celebratory stance, at a time when evil White men are dangerously enabling the cowardly White lion, who is mowing down the moral fibers of this ailing nation — there is the annoying realization that the diseased oaf in The White House is undeniably having the time of his life.

While most of us battle the frigidity of the deep freeze that forecasters promise will be epic; here are the top ten reasons why President Trump is the most thankful American in America:

1. He’s a White man.
2. He’s a White man who is privileged enough to rely on his Whiteness as the weapon against common decency.
3. He’s a White a man who can do whatever he wants and get away with it without a stain on his Whiteness; because he’s protected by White men who rely on his ordained dysfunction as proof of their durability, which means this systemic disorder will never be disabled.
4. He’s a White man who doesn’t have to behave himself because that mandate is optional, since the privilege of being White automatically endears him as a faulty human who is prone to mood swings, and therefore vulnerable to the…