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I’ll never make it. But I sure do love “Exploring”

My Bombastic Year With Instagram, That Happened Without Me

2017 was filled with quite a bit of #dopeness. Okay, there was a shitload of it — more than enough to incite #socialenvy. Aside from the never-ending supply of #throwbacks that consistently garnered a good amount of #instalikes to possibly last a lifetime — there was also the surprisingly delivery of #instalove from #instagrammers all over the world who are #instacool enough to indulge in #instadaily festivities.

These activities were supplied by you and I’m #instagrateful for the pleasure of legally #stalking pages filled with the level of #swag that can only manifest from the #instatravels of the #beautiful — who are loyal members of #selfienation — a gorgeous collage of users who never fail to increase the #goal of slackers who can’t seem to perfect the stamina required for the winning #photooftheday.

Summer hit its stride this year as #baecations were non-stop and the backdrops dripped with the renderings of #awesome_hdr as the #instamoments captured against the orders of #minimalists who are constant #buzzkills — gave #instalovers like me — permission to #salivate with pride.

From #Morocco to #Dubai and into the gates of sprawling #views courtesy of exotic locales that require all the #shoutouts cheaters like me can muster — as we use our couches as anchors to navigate the bedazzled trenches of succulent #beachfronts and vivid #sunsets from well-ranged lenses.

The #stylish sect also had a good run as #instafashion graduated into the realm of #health and #fitness with the championing of brands who pick those with the #motivation and backing of #fitnessquotes for the honor of enhancing exposure — and inspiring the levels of #success that are virtually unattainable without the sustainment of a trust fund or a last name that demands immediate #followback.

#PleaseForgiveMe for drooling like a restless puppy, but there’s no way to ignore the pool of #instagrammers who are #instagood at making those who can’t join the fun — feel #awesome enough to carry on with clicks and scrolls around the #photos that provide a temporary boost to gawkers — who can pretend to relate such #swagger.

Thanks for #sharing and #caring enough to extend the #invite without asking for anything in return.

Let’s hope that #nextyear is just as #bombastic with oodles of #likes and #followbacks for added measure.

#hashtagcity#happynewyear #newyearsday #newyear #newyearseve #newyears #newyears2017 #bye2017 #hello2018 #donewith2017 #newyearsresolution #goals #dec31 #jan1 #celebration #newyearscelebration #newyearsparty #party #celebrate #fun

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