Malia Obama is Officially the Dopest First Daughter Ever Because…
She has the booty and the brains that denied the DNC in order to shake and shake with the American pride that put her father in office. Being gorgeous and smart isn’t against the law. This is your time. Don’t run away from it.
Rock it girl.
And so do your parents. Thank God you were spared the snoozefest from days before. You were awake for the most triumphant occasion of your years.
You’ll look back on these times and feel like a rock star!
So, don’t sweat it and carry on!