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I’m Still Single Because I Don’t Want to Marry an Asshole

So, once your forties hit — it’s clear that if you’re not married — there has to be something seriously wrong with you. If you’re still quite attractive the only explanation is that you’re crazy. If you’re not generally labeled a beauty — then the only reason you never settled down has to be the fact that no man wanted to fuck you forever.