Why Iggy Azalea is an Ugly Black Woman Who Used to be White
Amethyst Amelia Kelly would’ve been a dope ass rapper if only she had believed in herself the way we are told to — in order to embrace the cylinder of our dreams
When I was much younger, the blueprint revolved around the casual elegance of “heroin chic” — as damsels in disarray were doused in torn up lace confections — and ordered to step into the plain of vivid consciousness — under the direction of London It Girl — Kate Moss.
Barely there boobs and an ass that droops under the strobe lights of bubbly recognition was the fiesta that was supposed to keep the industry chiming along — as menus presented options that would barely line your stomach.
We like to say that The Kardashians helped to eulogize the bodies and era that mandated their entry. If you are among the mourners — then you definitely chose the right funeral.
The most famous Armenian-Americans ever to walk the earth set the stage and perfectly illustrated how White women can become Black women with the aid of ass, thighs, and well-distributed lies.
It starts with the swinging tresses that men love to grab onto just when their dick can’t hold it any longer. Then you work your way up to the boobs and make sure that the perkiness doesn’t interfere with the vibrancy of the nipples…
