If you show up to work sick, you’re no hero

You’re a scumbag

The sniffles began around 6:17 pm and by 10 pm it was a full-blown cold that was getting even more cumbersome as the hours went by. There’s nothing more infuriating than staring at what appears to be the ceiling in a pitch black room as your head steadily swells into a knotted ball of snot.