Maybe if they looked this good, I would’ve stayed. (Sorry, bad joke!)

I Joined a Religious Cult for Like 5 Minutes

But the experience will last a lifetime

It was longer than five minutes, but it certainly sealed my fate as a repressed Christian who has a mighty hard time trusting Men of God who hide under the robes of power in order to control the baaing sheep.

From the horror films that tortured me as a child — banished to the confines of boarding…