Yummy!

It costs as much as an apartment and yet provides very little of such comfort.

It forces me to take pictures, just to prove that it’s good for something, but the end results never minimize the guilt of owning an over-priced gadget that I loathe with all my might.

The energy I expend each time I realize how much longer it takes to get the charge up to an adequate percentage — should be bundled into the…