I Hate Being Stalked By Men In Cars, So Maybe I Need To Move Back To New York
5 min readApr 21, 2018
Yeah, no — there are no plans to move back to New York City — unless of course I win the lottery or fall for a wealthy Wall Street banker and of course none of those scenarios are going to manifest.
So — I’m stuck in one of many towns in Maryland that don’t resemble any of the cities I used to call home.