How The Royal Wedding Shamed Me Into The Reality of My Romanceless Existence
6 min readMay 19, 2018
So — you can scratch that piece I wrote about Harry and Meghan eloping because that was utter shit!
Like most of you — I was up bright and early — thanks to my internalized alarm clock — that has never let me down yet — and with a cuppa brimming with spices — I settled in for what turned out to be the most heartwarming event I’ve ever…