How The Departing Kardashians Irrevocably Destroyed The E! Network

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Sometime ago, it was announced that E!’s staple reality TV dynasty, Keeping Up With The Kardashians will be ending its reign after 20 seasons of curated familial drama, featuring the muse herself, Kim Kardashian as the Los Angeles socialite, who formerly worked as Brandy’s stylist, where she presumably had that fateful meeting with her client’s brother, Ray J.

The infamous sex tape could’ve been the scandal to end it all, which is comical when you consider how it pales in comparison to the real-time postings on social media, that even go as far as capturing an influencer’s miscarriage for those who may be wondering how that works.

When KUWTK assumed its position back in 2007, as the blueprint for how to capitalize on fame and fortune, as the invaluable currency of shamelessly showcasing the early renderings of living your #bestlife — social media was still a new phenomenon.

As the story goes, media mogul extraordinaire, Ryan Seacrest felt compelled to turn the Kardashian/Jenner brand into the must-see TV obsession that it became, almost as soon as the previously half-hour offering, successfully captured the appetite of legions of impressionable fans, who were starved for the same shit that presently keeps…