Do You Want A Perfect Body? Read This!

Are you trying to match your body against the types that filter through your timeline?

Do you gravitate to the catchy headlines that promise that you can morph into the templates of your favorite Kardashian or Jenner? Caitlyn included of course!

Do you freak out when you see Kate Hudson’s dynamic stomach abs or Kelly Rowland’s immaculate arms and legs, or any of the other celebrities who pose beside their overpaid trainers with funny smiles on their faces?

Do you want a perfect body — or what?

Today is your lucky day! If you truly want to transform your mass of shit into a tight, fit and non-jiggly version of dopeness, without the interference of weight-lifting or tissue contouring — then you must eliminate the following from your diet:

Lying

Stealing

Cheating

Laziness

Anxiety

Selfishness

Inconsistency

Incoherency

Insufficiency

Deficiency

Stupidity

Unaccountability

Envy

Anger

Once you’re rid of these toxins — You should be good to go. You may not have that surgeon approved booty that is apparently on Idris Elba’s must have list, but you damn sure will be…

Perfect.

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