Dear Piers Morgan, Our First Lady Michelle Obama Is Off Limits

Stick with Melania Trump

Piers Morgan is scum, and the best way to deal with stinking shit is to flush it away and pretend it never happened. This is the preferred approach when stumbling upon the trashiness of a clueless imbecile, who is laughably mislabeled a “journalist.”

Yes, we try hard not to give a terrifically bad writer, and celebrated weirdo the time of day or even the brief minutes of utter disgust and disbelief, but lately it’s been mighty hard turning away from the garbage bin, especially when the flames are brutally raging.

Aside from the pathetic plea to his equally deplorable replicant, about being the perfect candidate for the role that nobody in the universe with all their marbles intact, would willingly submit to, there’s also the unacceptable items of sheer bigotry that’s encased in the pompousness of White male privilege.

Piers Morgan has been infesting the front pages of the Daily Mail with fiery articles that are meant to scorch the dignity and stellar reputations of two women of color, who are both way above his inferiority, and clearly don’t deserve being utilized as the prime illustration of his acutely poor assessment skills and glaring detachment from reality.