Dear Cosmopolitan Magazine, Beautiful Girls Actually Have Names You Can’t Pronounce

This isn’t going to take very long because I honestly hoped I wouldn’t be tempted to write this — but I just had the worst version of Huevos Rancheros — ever! And Daylight Savings is holding me at peak anxiety.

While meditating through my Twitter timeline, an exercise that actually does burn calories — I stumbled upon a…

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